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Joke of the Day

"Priest: Marriage lasts until death. You're not married in heaven. Me: Why not? Wife: Then we'd be in hell."

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"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""
"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows it's never happened."
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