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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't stop talking about Star Wars. I said ""Please don't leave me, Yoda one for me."" In other news, I'm single."

"Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking that's got out of hand."

"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."

"If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes."

"I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit. He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow."

"This is blatant click bait... come on, turn this purple, I know you want to..."

"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"

"What did the priest say to the altar boy who liked chickens Cock-a-diddle-you"

"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

"I'd let you be the reason my cheeks blush.. All four of them"