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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"
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"Funniest joke on wife Always love your mother because you will not get another . . Ok. Agreed! Always love your ~~mother~~ wife even though you will ~~never~~ get another one later.."
"The worst thing a woman can ask a man is ""Guess what today is."""
"North Korea"
"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."
"""Dr. Oz"" sounds like the guy you'd buy shrooms from in community college."
"What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh? I've never smeared tigger on my face"
"Why doesn't Hitler go ski? Cause he's blown his fucking head."
"Knock Knock ..."
"A crime boss works part time selling grass to people in his home city... I went over to his shop and asked if I could help him with his sales. He told me to stay off his turf."