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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"
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"Husband: Let's try a different position tonight. Wife: That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
"10 years ago parents were like ""be careful what you put on the web"" and we were all ""lol. old people."" now none of us can ever be President."
"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"
"How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews"
"If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested."
"Kids wont go to sleep so I'm playing hide&seek. And now they'll never find me, because they aren't old enough to drive or get into this bar."
"My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down."
"Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions."