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Joke of the Day

"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."

"U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw."

"How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."

"Saw a man at the beach yelling ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!!!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"

"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

"Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down."

"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."

"Why was the mathematician detained at the airport? Because he planned to blow up a plane."

"What do you call getting high and having sex? A kush and push."