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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!!"

"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."

"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""

"You know what's funny? My life :("

"I won't help a customer with their problem until they've been completely dehumanized."

"You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor"

"Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook."

"What type of computer sings well? Adell."

"What do you call Batman after getting beat of by the Joker? Bruiced Wayne."

"""Wanna come to a party?"" ""Sure. I'd love to spend two whole hours standing around while people recommend TV shows to me I'll never watch."""