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Joke of the Day

"Her: Undress me with your words... Me: I saw a spider in your bra."

"I really like chicken ""So, you really like cocks?"" ""No, but your mom does."" ""I'm sorry but she's not a hen..."""

"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"

"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""

"I had my first tweet stolen so now I understand the pain and suffering the families of kidnap victims endure. Stay strong Amy Smart."

"""Give me a moment"" ""Give me a moment,"" says the physicist as he sits in his desk chair. He wonders why nobody has spun him around yet."

"I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball."

"The name's Case... Justin Case."

"What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out."

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again."