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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke? Mark is black."
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"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."
"Why did Kesha switch ""$"" back to an ""s""? Because she no longer has a dollar to her name."
"I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you."
"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""
"I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2."
"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."
"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."
"Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight."
"When I get caught smoking in a restaurant, I pretend I'm blind and tell them the cigarette is my seeing eye dog."