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Joke of the Day

"Dirty Joke My sex life with my wife has started degrading. Guess it's time to Bury her corpse"

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"Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary"
"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""
"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"
"MAMA Be quiet Freddie JUST KILLED A MAN As your lawyer I- PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD Just- PULLED THE TRIGGER- We plead guilty, Your Honor"
"Monica Lewinsky says she's not voting for Hillary if she runs because... ...the last time a Clinton was in the White House it left a bad taste in her mouth!"
"For Christmas this year, I decided to go all out and ask Santa for something black and shiny and will go 0 to 300 in 2 seconds. I got a scale."
"Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes? In fact, they were a tad-pole."
"Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction.. The interrupting coeff--- MU!"
"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"