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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 RAPED 9!!"

"if I ever go missing, it won't be hiking. you guys don't even have to look there."

"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."

"TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners. Gotcha ?"

"Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want."

"Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them."

"Talking about school grades with your parents like... Parents: Got any A's this semester? Me: Go fish."

"As far as I can tell, a picture is basically just a way short video"

"Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital."

"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""