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Joke of the Day

"My local newspaper was holding a pun contest. So I submitted ten and I was sure one was going to win, but no pun in ten did."

"What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car? The bear maximum"

"Need Terrorism Jokes for a Terrorism and Communication class. Help a brother out!"

"Yo mama's so fat.. ..that she takes a selfie in panorama"

"I just want someone to like me. Not you. I meant someone pretty."

"Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs."

"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"

"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"

"I'll always remember what my dad said right before he bought the farm. How much does this farm cost?"

"Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness."