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Joke of the Day

"I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat."

"Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma."

"When someone tells you that they cut their own hair, it's polite to act surprised"

"I told my friends a UDP joke But Idk if they got it."

"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."

"I ripped my pants and had to sew them back up. Britches love stitches."

"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"

"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."

"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."

"Whenever I'm sad, my dad tells me ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."