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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."
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"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"
"Why is Santa always happy? Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)"
"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe-word."
"A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. I replied - 'no shit'."
"Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house."
"Sex on the golf course: Is that considered a ""hole-in-one?"""
"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."
"when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it."
"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."