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Joke of the Day

"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"

"Id like to thank /r/nsfw for getting me through hard times."

"What sound does a subatomic Cow make? Muuuuuuon"

"Imagine a world not only without sex but where there is the constant threat that a stork will just drop a fucking baby off at your house."

"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who get binary and those who don't."

"Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise."

"I'm opening up a Battered Shrimp Shelter in my stomach."