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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast"
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"In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver."
"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"
"I think sitting on an airplane is the most exhausting type of sitting."
"One ply toilet paper. Get in touch with your inner self."
"What do you call a Gay Dinosaur? A Megasaurus"
"It's Black Friday, and I just got an iPhone 6 for my wife I thought it was a good trade. Thanks to /u/darcyboy on this one!"
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half of your dog...I hit it with my car."
"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."
"Yesterday while I was talking with my girlfriend about Ebola, I asked her what she would do if I had Ebola... ""Ebola what, Cheerios?"" Best joke she's ever told"