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Joke of the Day

"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"

"My wife said she had a doctor's appointment at 2:30. I asked her if she was sure it wasn't a dentist's appointment."

"Interviewer: Where do you want to be in 5 years? Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then."

"Whats the difference between a bdsm slavegirl, and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking if you slap it."

"Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do"

"""You make me so wet."" - me, to my shower."

"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."

"My son asked me what's it like being married. I said ""You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that""."

"Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned."

"Is this the movie where a down and out coach is given a chance of a lifetime to turn these nobodies and misfits into a winning team?"