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Joke of the Day

"Co-worker: Did you see that play in the Super Bowl? Worst decision ever. Me: Really? Aren't you married?"

"What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? 'elephino.."

"My fat friend, who always says I'm cheating when I roll so much as a 16, just rolled a perfect 20. Ugh, I fucking hate hippo-crits."

"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"

"They call my mom Neutrogena she offers fast and effective hand relief for under five dollars."

"What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding Dong"

"Friend - You smell nice, what's that perfume you're wearing? Me - Fear and fabric softener."

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."

"Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him i was married now and that's where i sleep."

"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."