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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"
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"What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."
"Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive? The brides are already dressed in white."
"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"
"What do a chick and KFC have in common? Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in."
"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"
"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."
"For Halloween this year, I'm gonna be a dish. Because bitches do dishes."
"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."
"Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY"