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Joke of the Day
"So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a sex video? It must be a prequel spin off."
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"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"
"My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight. I guess I'll just put my feet up."
"How did Mace die? He was thrown out the Windu."
"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"
"What do you call a punch-drunk Japanese person whose father has diarrhea? A slap-happy Jappy with a crap-happy pappy! I'll show myself out..."
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"
"Me: Someone broke into the business next door last night. Coworker: Wasn't the building alarmed? Me: Buildings don't get scared. CW....."
"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake One blonde yells to the other ""How do I get to the other side?!"" The other blonde responds ""You are on the other side!"""