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Joke of the Day

"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"

"What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw."

"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"

"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."

"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""

"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"

"What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia? Sorry for the loss."