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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight. I guess I'll just put my feet up."
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"What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts? SnapeChat"
"I started a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it."
"Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around"
"""How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?"" ""I blitzed it."""
"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"
"Need to save money on car insurance? Flee the scene."
"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."