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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake One blonde yells to the other ""How do I get to the other side?!"" The other blonde responds ""You are on the other side!"""

"Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament."

"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."

"What is a group of Pedophiles called? A conclave!"

"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth!"

"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."

"An American's ""inside voice"" is the rest of the world's ""outside voice""."

"You really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways."

"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."

"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."