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Joke of the Day

"Is there a condition called ""melanism"" ... ...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks? Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do."

"OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial. #SNL40"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"

"I'm going as president Obama for Halloween this year. I'll tell you you're getting different candy, but it will be the same candy from last year."

"Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country."

"mess with me and I will staright-up yank the drawstring out of your hoodie"

"I texted someone ""hell yeah,"" but autocorrect changed it to ""hell year"" because even our phones know."

"Q: If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? A: The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."

"Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there's nothing left?"

"So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie... Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?"