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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lamp you send in the mail? Lamp post"
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"See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil."
"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"
"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"
"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."
"Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose."
"I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney"
"Just locked eyes with a four year old boy while I violently choked on a piece of popcorn. He didn't look away. He would have watched me die."
"WinRar is not free software."
"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."