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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"

"Dr. Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it? **Doctor.** Doctor who? **YES**"

"Old MacDonald was dyslexic H-R-T-Q-P"

"I asked my sister how her blind date went ""Oh it was terrible"" she said, ""He showed up in a 1948 Rolls-Royce."" ""So what's so bad about *that*?"" I asked. Apparently he was the original owner."

"Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant."

"Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"

"Never laughed so hard before watch:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&list=UUL8eY2HmvEDEFvKE3SCL9vw"