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Joke of the Day
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."
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"Women treat me like God. They only talk to me when they need something."
"Just saw a great panel at Comic-Con, ""How to Talk to a Human Woman."""
"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"
"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."
"Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive."
"I only shave on days when I'll be having sex. I live life as a yeti now."
"I've always wanted to get in an accident with someone who has the same exact car as me. MY NECK HURTS! WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS IS COOL!"
"my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples"
"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"