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Joke of the Day
"What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase? Diez mio!"
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"My mother always told me ""if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all""...and some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."
"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."
"The word you're trying to think of is ""Patronizing""."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he was eating a slice of pizza? He ate it before it was cool"
"Why are black people so good at jumping? As developing children their knee grows."
"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"
"What do you call a laughing mayonnaise? lmayo ahh"
"What do you call a french gayman? A faguette."
"Jesus went to Wal-Mart He couldn't believe all the savings."