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Joke of the Day

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman? A criminal record."

"I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that. Anyone have any tips?"

"*goes to bathroom *takes out phone *opens Twitter *finishes *pulls pants up *flushes *forgets to poop"

"What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books."

"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"

"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear."

"They should make another Taken movie, about Liam Neeson's character being under-appreciated for trying to keep his family safe. ""Taken 4: Granted"""

"I had an omelette with FIVE different types of mushroom this morning. It truly was a Breakfast of Champignons."

"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."