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Joke of the Day

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"My grandad fought in the war, he was posted to germany. He was Missing In Action for weeks, because the army couldn't afford recorded post."

"I really don't have a clear stance on abortion On one hand I'm all for killing babies. But on the other hand I don't support women's rights."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated."

"What do you called a piano someone pissed in? A peeano."

"A baby seal walks into a club"

"I hate when I can't understand what I'm eavesdropping on."

"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."

"I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point."

"In my next life, I'd like to come back as one of those girls who ""forgets"" to eat."