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Joke of the Day
"I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, ""We legally had to do this."""
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"You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I hear he's all right now."
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"Went to a KKK meeting the other day... It was a load of white sheet."
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