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"BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation."
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"myself. Sometimes I get ahead of"
"""No crackers in bed!"" - Racist black parents"
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"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"