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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy say after he finished jacking off? Well that got a load off my mind."
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"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."
"What's the Ethiopian national dish? Empty."
"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."
"A 900 kilogram pumpkin fell on a local man today. Reports say he was squashed."
"What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Inception"
"How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground? The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)"
"What is the most offensive joke you know? I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst?"
"A guy meets a fat chick at a convention [deleted]"