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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind, probably."
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"The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission."
"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."
"A goose walks into a cafe. He says, ""I want a burger, fries, and coke. Put it on my bill."""
"Two midgets are sitting around, bored... When one of them pulls out some weed and asks: ""Wanna get medium?"""
"Marmalade Q. What's the difference between jam and marmalade? A. You can't marmalade your cock in someone's arse"
"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."
"Boss: Are you drinking liquor at work? *flashes back to pouring apple juice into a whiskey bottle bc I couldn't find a thermos* ""Yes"""
"I had a dream about mufflers and tailpipes and woke up exhausted"
"When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is ""stupid""."