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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"
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"* Kindergarten* Hi kids! I'm the homeroom mom for your class. [writes name on chalkboard] [Boy Raises hand] We can't read. No one can read"
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"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."