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Joke of the Day

"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."

"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."

"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"

"the chemistry between me and any kind of food is just whoa"

"Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!"

"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."

"Damn girl, your ass is like an avacado It's that good kinda fat"

"What did the toaster say to the pop tart? I want you inside of me."

"10 Type of people in this world There are 10 type of people in this world. People that understand binary, and people that don't."

"A scientist was playing scrabble with his wife She played ""PINE"", he had ""LMHIOJK"". He played all of his letters at once to form a 8-letter word along with the ""N"". What did he make? H20"