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Joke of the Day
"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
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"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""
"Let's simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call."
"The closest I've come to a threesome is watching my wife and the nurse roll their eyes at the same time while I'm getting weighed."
"What do you call a Pumpkin who eats too much? A Plumpkin."
"Did you hear about the Chinese Chef who broke out of jail? Apparently he went out for a wok and never came back."
"I quit my job as a prostitute because nobody gave a fuck."
"You know what they say about Hitler? He was this tall and he lived over there."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours...? Not *your* cheese!"
"What does a vegan ghost eat? Supernatural food."