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Joke of the Day

"Raise your index and middle finger and ask... ""Why should a woman allways masturbate with those two fingers?"" Answer: ""Because they are mine."""

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"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."
"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."
"What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!"
"What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost and made ppl sad as fuck. joke's on the ppl cus their sad as fuck and i dont care"
"Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions."
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"
"I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper. Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues."
"in an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever"