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Joke of the Day

"I was rejected at this job interview that I had. Apparently, ""gang rape"" is not a suitable example to prove that you are good at working in teams."

"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""

"If you're at a party and people start chanting your name, you're obligated to do anything they want you to do."

"Saw a new machine at the gym, but could only use it for 20mins before it made me sick It was great... it had M&M's, Skittles, you name it!"

"Don't cut yourselves 'cause Justin smokes pot, Beliebers. Cut yourselves 'cause you listen to Justin Bieber. (And aim for a major artery.)"

"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."

"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."

"Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. BARTENDER: We dont serve your kind round' here. MUSHROOM: Why not I'm a fun-gai. I'll see my way out, thanks."

"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."