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Joke of the Day

"Honey Nut Cheerios I've said it before I'll say it again If Honey Nut Cheerios wanted more Jewish customers, they should change the Nut to Milk and call them Canaanios."

"Speaking of short term memory,"

"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."

"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"

"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."

"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"

"a seemingly perfect utopia immediatley becoms a dystopia when u find out evryone refers to eachother by watever their first email adress was"

"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."

"I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell."

"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."