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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."

"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."

"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"

"Why would I want to talk to your baby? On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, if you can get 'em in there."

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas? By spending a large fortune."

"What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!"

"When I was a kid, I wanted my bed near the window to see the moon and stars. Now, I want my bed near the mobile charging plug."