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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, I wanted my bed near the window to see the moon and stars. Now, I want my bed near the mobile charging plug."

"Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, I say whatever floats your goat."

"A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, ""Where did you get that??"" The parrot replied, ""Oh him? New York."""

"Joke What goes oom oom"

"Rolls down car window. Throws caution to the wind. Spends an hour cleaning caution off the side of the car."

"I walked a girl down into the dark woods. She said it's very scary. I said how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone.."

"An Englishman and a chineseman are arguing, However... The English man is constantly confused why the Chinese man insists hes wrong, and that the English man is right."

"Meth, because teeth are annoying."

"Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses? Because he Ramparts the red sea each month"

"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."