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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss"

"Why are terrorists eco-friendly? They're biodegradable."

"The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise."

"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"

"Someone threw NaCl at me That's a salt"

"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan."

"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."

"What dog has money? A bloodhound because he is always picking up scents (cents)."

"I hit the gym today... But I drove away because I don't have car insurance."

"Do they make those harmonica holders but for sandwiches?"