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Joke of the Day

"Marmalade Q. What's the difference between jam and marmalade? A. You can't marmalade your cock in someone's arse"

"Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof."

"Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home."

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."

"If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital."

"A car pool is an extravagant waste of water."

"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"

"Boat Bust.Out.Another.Thousand"