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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows..."

"I'm not afraid to admit that I'm not the sharpest elevator in the sea."

"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"

"If you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing, I'm your girl."

"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those ""Eat right and exercise"" scams."

"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."

"Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"", but the Scotsman says ""Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""

"What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !"