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Joke of the Day

"I try to look on the bright side of everything, except for the sun, because it burns my retinas"

"No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races."

"What key won't let you through any doors? A turkey."

"The man who invented AutoCorrect has died. Restaurant in piece."

"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"

"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."

"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" - Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""

"So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife!"

"""Trump is a good businessman"" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING"

"How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail."