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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"
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"I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them."
"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"
"Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"
"(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) ""How many do I need to get an Xbox?"" ""Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works."" ""FALSE ADVERTISING!"""
"How come nobody tells ""Nacho"" jokes anymore? They're too cheesy."
"What's a prison executioners favorite beer? Shock-top"
"Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads? They're always cutting lines"
"tight pants What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? no ballroom."