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Joke of the Day

"I've got a good joke for you guys... But you've probably all Reddit before."

"I'm gonna play on a Slip n' Slide in my front yard tomorrow morning while the kids on my street wait for the school bus. #Hero"

"Last week, I went to my doctor and told him I was constipated. He told me I was full of shit."

"It seems like every time I consider arson, the price of gas goes up."

"If the shortened nickname for the Buccaneers is the Bucs, the Jaguars are the Jags, and the Patriots are the Pats... Then what do we call the Titans?"

"People will hate you, rate you, break you, and shake you. How strong you stand is what makes you.("",)"

"I heard Donald Trump's apartment is made completely from marble. Apart from the showers. Those are golden."

"I went to a support group for premature ejaculation yesterday. I wasn't sure what to wear, so I came in my pants."

"How do you top a car? with the break tupid!"

"What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers!"