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Joke of the Day
"How do you top a car? with the break tupid!"
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"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"
"How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But only for procreation."
"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !"
"[job interview] ""You wrote here your biggest weakness is not knowing what irony means."" ""Ironic isn't it? Is it? I don't know."""
"What's Irish and sits outside? Paddy O'furniture"
"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."
"I was in Nigeria browsing Tinder the other day It said ""There are no available girls in your area."" (Thanks Boko Haram)"
"What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick."
"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."