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Joke of the Day
"I said I was a man with a plan. I said nothing about it being a good plan."
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"RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts"
"...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more"
"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."
"What if Toyota's problems with sticky accelerators were traced back to a pedalmaker who forgot to wash his hands after eating a honey bun?"
"Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both."
"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."
"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."
"I don't like male pornstars They always are fucking assholes"
"I took a class in Women's Studies last semester. It was the tits."