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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a German cry? Show them their gas bill"

"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"

"What is Satan's favorite headset? S810."

"I'm still not convinced that ""the club"" is a real place. Rap songs might as well be about hanging out in Westeros."

"How many women does it take to make me a sandwich? What the fuck are you waiting for bitch? Get in there and make me a fucking sandwich!!!"

"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"

"How long does it take for a black woman to poop? Nine months."

"Did you hear about the popcorn that was demoted? He used to be a kernel."

"[TIL] Subway uses artificial chemicals to keep their bread fluffy! Ooops, wrong sub!"

"Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet? There's too many Links."