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Joke of the Day

"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"

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"What's the difference between a bear and the Bears football team? Nothing, they both shit in the woods."
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"Once Upon a Time Is a brilliant series"
"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."
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"They say in 1990 a vagina almost took Bill Clinton down Now it looks like a weiner may take Hillary"