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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet? There's too many Links."

"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."

"Tip from my mom: Always wear your bathrobe when at home. Then if somebody stops by unexpectedly you're ""just about to hop in the shower""."

"If I get kidnapped, I'll sing Christmas songs until they hang themselves."

"My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work... ...gimme a break..."

"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."

"I was going to castrate myself But I didn't have the balls."

"Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma? It was a Thai."

"*filming the Buick commercial with Matthew McConaughey* ""the leather keeps sticking to my back"" ""for the last time Matt keep ur shirt on"""

"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."