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Joke of the Day

"I just got this twitter error: ""The server understood your request but is refusing to fill it."" Apparently, twitter thinks we're married."

"The definition of Halloween: Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day."

"Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back."

"Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet ""cheat days"" and call them Ashley Madisons."

"If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who's going to build the wall?"

"Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar"

"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The Miami Heat flag."

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."

"Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!"

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend"